some neat rpggames i recommend playin if ur bored:
theres tons more but these are the ones i’ve played/starting to play
if u wanna try
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter
women were the ones who started wars
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
“The truth about impotence”
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running
And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.
For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl.
She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
reasons i tend to not talk
- people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
- i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
- people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
- i hate my voice
- i have something really mean to say
- i hate you
- i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
aviann-te asked: you know since the very beginning of russian imperial era there was european fashion, not anything like you drawn.
Are you referring from this reblog post of mine?
Well, true, as far as I know, ever since Peter the Great took the throne of Russian Empire, he pretty much Europeanized the whole Russian court and required all members of the court to adopt the western fashion style. Thus, the Russian Imperial court wore similar fashion with other European kingdoms. That is, until around 1830s when Tsar Nicholas I decided to put up a strict dress code for the ladies of the court (the men usually wore dress uniforms) and required them to wear dresses in western + ancient Slavik combination style and Kokoshnik whenever in court.
So yeah, The Russian Imperial had had similar fashion with other European countries, but then Nicholas I happened. Anyway, for further information, here are some nice readings about the Russian Imperial fashion and what are fashion references without some nice visual companions, eh? Ok that last link was mostly about the fashion of imperial dudes, but well, it’s equally fabulous! I really like the “national identity” touch on the Russian Imperial dress, especially the Kokoshnik, it’s very cute!
Although, now that I read it again, I think I did make a bit mistake in drawing the imperial costume on my pic in that post. I put the tulle veil on the lady’s Kokoshnik because I think it’s pretty, but apparently veils were supposed to be worn by married ladies of the court, what?!?
Excuse me, I have to ……
- “This thorn invested wall means nothing.”
"I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be with you, my lady."
- “My brave darling.”
"You flatter me with your love, perseverance and courage, yet I am afraid I cannot reciprocate your affection toward me.”
"For I have given my promise of loyalty and fidelity to someone else and I could not leave this place for as long as I live."
JENG JENG JENG
God, WTF was I making, I did NOT plan for this to happen, I swear!! This is why research is important when you’re planning on doing anything period AU, everyone!
Sorry aviann-te, I dragged the answer of your ask to such long length. Also sorry for my bad English, it’s almost 4 am here and my brain certainly not works on its full strength atm.